Guru cigarettes
Guru Cigarettes
by Patricia Geary
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Nineteen year old Norma wants something exciting to happen this summer. When she accidentally stumbles across an unusual kind of cigarette and a group of fashion pornographers who smoke them, she finds something to shake up her life. Intrigued by their lifestyle, Norma joins them in a heist of the Fountain of Youth, embarks on a trip to London, and experiments with fashion as art. Funny, clever, philosophical, and imaginative, Guru Cigarettes is the story of a young woman caught at a crossroads in her life, weighing the balance between simplicity and clutter and trying to figure out the age old question, “What is the meaning of life?”
Guess who is trying to regulate e-cigarettes? « hot air
Switching from traditional cigarettes to v2 electronic cigarettes
I smoked for 32 years until I got into vaping which is it s own culture. It is awesome, all the different flavors, methods, etc.
Key West Reader on November 23, 2013 at 4 37 PM
… for one thing, there are “e cigarettes”, and then there are “e cigarettes”.
There are the ones like we see Steve Dorff and Jenny McCarthy vaping in commercials which look like “analog” (read burning tobacco) cigarettes and then there is the type of vaping one can get into when you really fall down the rabbit hole… mods, tanks, bottom coil, rebuildables, mechs, variables, etc. As quoted, it is it’s own culture.
For a lot of folks, vaping is not just a way of getting out from under tobacco’s thumb… it’s also a hobby, and a damned interesting one, if one is so inclined.
That said, for someone considering quitting, there are some simple things to consider
1) At some point in one’s addiction, taste was a factor… and tobacco comes in two basic flavors burnt tobacco and burnt tobacco with menthol.
2) Stop for a second and consider that word burnt. One is inhaling smoke… SMOKE… the stuff we hope makes it up the chimney… into our rather sensitive lungs.
3) As many have already pointed out, if it were ONLY smoke, it would be bad enough (carbon monoxide, etc.)… but add to that the other chemicals in the mass produced tobacco product cocktail… a heady mix.
4) Tobacco is a big cash cow for federal, state and local governments. Every excise tax dollar the government doesn’t get to squander is a dollar you can spend on beer… and, if you homebrew, you can stick it to The Man a second time.
Now consider
1) Vaping means that one is cooking up what is referred to in the vaping community as “e liquid” (“juice”)… applying heat and creating steam. So, one is not burning anything.
2) “Juice” comes in as many different flavors as you can imagine, from watermelon, berry, various sorts of pastry, various sorts of fruits, various sorts of drinks and cocktails… the ONLY flavor I’ve found that can’t be properly recreated is the taste of burning tobacco (the “tobacco” flavors I’ve found have all been variations on a theme of maple syrup)… the variety only limited by the ingenuity of the many juice makers out there.
3) By and large, the ingredients of this e liquid rendered into vapor (steam) are some sort of suspension fluid (either the base suspension liquid used in cough syrup or a vegetable analog of same), nicotine, and flavoring, sometimes with a little alcohol.
4) The nicotine content of the “juice” you order can be set up to order… meaning that you can go from what you’re used to intaking down in increments down to zero… no nicotine at all, so you’re just vaping flavor.
Now… as folks are saying, this stuff ISN’T regulated… while vaping itself has been regulated (in ways paralleling the ways smokers are regulated), the “juice” isn’t. You can buy the basic ingredients and make up a batch yourself… and vape away happily.
… and, aside from the loss of revenue, therein lays the rub the control freaks haven’t got their hooks into it.
Regulation of societal and personal habits is a two edged sword. One the one hand, we see the advertised justification… to keep things clean and safe. No snake oil or nuclear waste in the e juice. But, the other edge that comes into play on the backhand is that we are doing our own thing, without the leave of our “betters”… and that just goes right up the noses of those self appointed “betters”… .
… so, you’ve got a bunch of anarchistic home brewing vapers building their own atomizers, cartomizers, tanks and the electrical delivery systems to heat up the juice… all happily swapping technique, juice recipes, and the like… and Uncle Sugar (and his prissy cousin in the EU) haven’t got a say in how folks are being happy… which must really singe his whiskers.
Myself, I NEVER ONCE smoked a cigarette. Not a single one. Not in 58 years, not in a career in the military, not in two separate “wedding nights”… not a one. My parents smoked, and the stink and coughing and the long car rides with them puffing away served to put me off at an early age. I’ve tried to get into pipe smoking, but pipes aren’t so much for smoking as for fiddling with… fill, tamp, light JUST SO, tamp, suck, then figure out why it tastes like a smoldering tube sock. I’ve also enjoyed cigars… but, after the yuppies got into stogies, good cigars shot up to $15 apiece at least… and who can afford that.
… and I vape. The Blu/Green Smoke/South Beach stuff was weak and I didn’t have a cigarette/finger fiddle habit to break, so I explored the more interesting world of mods/tanks/juices, and have been having a great time… .
… two things to note in order to make this an honest post
1) I don’t inhale. I was a cigar man, and inhaling seems unnatural to me. You can inhale, and take whole lungs full of green tea or guava flavored steam in, but I don’t. That’s just me.
2) I don’t use nicotine. Don’t need it. If I want a jolt, I have a cup of coffee, and I’ve been cutting down on caffeine, as well.
One cavaet, as well I’m a diabetic. I’ve read in some places that nicotine raises blood sugar, in others that it doesn’t… but, if it does, and you’re a diabetic like me, get off the tobacco NOW.
Also, I haven’t found anything conclusive about the health effects of the ingredients in the many tasty flavorings on diabetes. They don’t divulge their recipes (as you’d expect) and generally list things as “natural and artificial flavorings”, like breakfast cereal. This is, in my opinion, the ONLY down side of non regulation.
Are there health risks? Sure. The only way that I can see to safely ingest nicotine (or ingest alcohol or parachute or skateboard or drive a car or rewire a wall socket) is NOT TO DO IT. In inaction there is safety… but not a lot of savor.
… so, if you’re currently still sucking on burning, chemically adulterated floor sweepings, and need your nicotine fix, there’s little excuse left. Vape. It tastes better, has GOT to be better than taking smoke into your lungs, smells better (rather like perfume, in some cases), and is ultimately cheaper. With a quick internet search and a credit card, one can get started for about the cost of a carton of smokes… and then only pay for juice.
… and if that isn’t enough, consider the FDA still hasn’t stuck their nose in… it’s still fairly free. Revel in freedom, especially when it’s untaxed.
Puritan1648 on November 23, 2013 at 8 30 PM